How I Can I Put This Politely ? (Fuck The Patriarchy)

Patriarchy

It wants to keep you on your knees

Patriarchy

Got you ever begging please

Patriarchy

Guilt and shame lade upon you

Patriarchy

And there’s nothing you can do

Patriarchy

And it’s coming for you too

Patriarchy

Says men are all just dicks

Patriarchy

Deceitful, full of tricks

Patriarchy

Loves to see her on her knees

Patriarchy

House work done with elbow grease

Patriarchy

Keep her down despite the pleas

Patriarchy

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Patti Pumpkin-Head

Zhe was an assassin for hire

Eyes full of fire

A wicked grin from side to side

A width of head a bit too wide

Patti Pumpkin-Head was shot dead by looters

Killing Patti from their computers

Running raids and missions

Earning all kinds of commissions

Just to hunt poor Patti down

But before zhe died

zhe gave them one final scare

As Patti’s Pumpkin-head exploded everywhere

Cos in there resides the most toxic of all things

Decayed dead flesh and creepy- horrid things

So if there is one lesson to learn

before you go to your bed

Never ,ever, ever ,shoot a  pumpkin in the head

The Scariest Thing About Today

It’s her 5th birthday today

But they simply cannot stay

They must all run away if they wish to see another day

All in it together

Riding out stormy weather

Crammed in like cattle

Not even half the battle

In hope of a home

In hope of a chance

In hope of avoiding deaths last dance

Scary Story

Let me tell you a scary story

About a horrid little Tory

Who grew up to be King

A wicked and cruel thing

Had no belief in human rights

Cared little for refugees plights

Had only one goal, one vision in sight

A world of gold all shiny and bright

No homeless streets

No poverty zones

Just wealthy employers and their vacuous drones

Working day and night, fingers to the bones